Me, reading very distinct lines in a fanfic that are ironically enough word for word from a chapter of my fanfic from months ago…


Things fanfiction authors do

imogenpenn:

bluebirdsandink:

caldera32:

*posts chapter*

*checks page to make sure chapter hasn’t transformed into 100% typos*

*refreshes to check for reviews*

*refreshes again*

*resolves to go to bed and not check until morning*

*goes to bed, turns on phone, checks for reviews*

Yup

…awkwardly true

absolutely!  And, if it is me, then…waits like 4 months to post another chapter…

(via beautifulhigh)




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Well deserved! :)

[source]

Well deserved! :)


cassbones:

whatacartouchebag:

oliviabensons:

it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction

It’s not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read.

and shit gets real when you start writing fanfiction

(via beautifulhigh)


Q
WHY DOES NO ONE UPDATE THEIR FANFICTION. I'M ABOUT TO WRITE MY OWN FUCKING FANFICTION BECAUSE NOBODY UPDATES. *cries silently*
Anonymous
A

wordplaying:

snapslikethis:

I am probably the wrong person to ask this, anon, because I don’t have much sympathy for this type of complaint.

I’m going to gently (but not too gently) correct the mistaken assumption you have that authors owe you fanfiction in what you perceive to be a timely manner.

Let me tell you, as a fanfiction author, that I wish I could give you all a new one-shot every other day and a multi-chap update every week.

I know many others who wish the same, but can’t.

Because, you know, we have lives.

Real lives. Like in the real world. With real commitments - school to graduate, jobs to go to, both of which we need our sleep for. We have families and boyfriends who demand (and deserve) our time and attention. We have sports teams we may be committed to, projects we’re involved in, or organizations we ally our time and resources with.

And sometimes, an author may have a free day and just wants to sleep in.

Because fanfiction writing is a hobby.

A cathartic and fun one, yes, but a hobby just the same. 

And as such, that hobby, therapeutic and fun though it may be, doesn’t get first priority. Or second. Or third. Or sometimes fourth.

I’ve known one author who basically left the fandom because of the pressure to update quickly and how aggravating that sense of entitlement, I know another who almost left, but didn’t, aun I see asks for the big fandom authors (Jules and BC) weekly asking when will you update? next chapter? how far along are you? spoilers?

For the most part, authors are all super gracious and kind. Because no fanfiction author is hoarding a completed chapter and deliberately withholding it to be mean. Readers are awesome and bringing happiness to someone else’s day-that’s the best compliment, right?

But to get an anon asking where in the hell the update is….that doesn’t help at all. It actually sucks the joy out of writing. And when there’s no joy, it usually—well, it usually sucks.

I’m not telling you how to feel about the subject, but really?

Please, do go write a fanfic. Come up with a plot or a concept, write a rough draft to flesh it out, edit it, maybe rewrite it, find a beta and send it to them, get it back, look at their suggested changes versus your suggested changes, edit it again, send it back to the beta again, maybe scratch entire scene or plotline,  make sure your characters are in character and saying and doing the things they ought to be doing in a way that makes sense and is also compelling to read. Do all that, and post them and maybe get no reviews, or bad reviews. And do it again anyway, because you enjoy doing it.

But you will very quickly see how long it takes—how involved the process can get—because most of the people I know want to want to post work they are proud of, work that takes effort, and can’t (and shouldn’t) be whipped up overnight.

In terms of word count-a hundred thousand words-which is what most multi-chapter fics are-those take real time authors, who do it for a living as their primary income, months and years to complete. And that’s with a fleshed out concept, dedicated time to complete it, and an editor to help the process along.

Your favorite author may be stressing about finals, or working on the third draft of a chapter that just isn’t coming together right, or god forbid, having a relaxing day in the sun.

Like that’s her choice and she will post it when she can and she probably wants it posted, too.

So patience, dear. Have some patience. And go write a oneshot.

So, I mean

  1. RIGHT?! JFC, seriously. But also:
  2. I love how the anon is like OMG I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF, which is basically the whole fucking point of fic, that if you want to see the thing you want to see, sometimes you just have to put on your big kid pants and make it yourself. Like. Welcome to participatory fandom? It’s awesome here, and we see your petulant threats to just do it myself and we kick out the chair for you, because wtf do you think we’ve been doing here the whole damn time?!

Behind every fanfic update, there is a writer being turned into THIS as they await your reactions


gninja12:

sweaterkittensahoy:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

This is my favorite post of all time

(via beautifulhigh)


cassandra1584:

OMG I am in love


My life…

Look at Tumble
Find something incredibly funny
Look around for someone to show it to and laugh with me
Realize no one in my real life would get it
Reblog
Smile when someone reblogs it from me
Look at it again and laugh, happy that someone somewhere has my sense of humor